Babeland: Cry Baby

Buzzzzzzz. I go weak in the knees, but keep smiling, talking to one of the other party guests. Once I can politely excuse myself, I walk over to my partner. He smiles and slips out of my reach, back into the crowd of guests. The buzzing stops right before he walked away.

I've been sipping on champagne and am feeling a little excited, a little tipsy. Just when I think I'm safe- he strolls over- pecks me on the cheek, walks quickly away, & BUZZZZZ. I glare at him from my bar seat. I try to go back to talking to my friend. Bill knows I have an innocent crush on him. The pulsations run through my body. I place my hand on my crush's thigh and just smile at him. He smiles back, completely unaware of how turned on I am, how much I just want to come.

I finally can't take any more and excuse myself. I grab my partner's hand and quickly walk through the giant house, trying to find a small, quiet room. Buz Buz Buz. He shoves me, hard, into the wall while closing the door behind him. I can feel his erection through his jeans, pressing into my paper thin dress. He gets on his knees, slips my dress up, and places his tongue against my throbbing clit.

A few quick swirls and I'm putty into his hands. Luckily, we've ended up in what looks to be a giant linen closet. I grab the closest thing, a towel, and press it hard over my mouth as his tongue brings me to orgasm. The patterns of the vibrations are too much for me. I slip my new found friend out and place it on my clit. My partner teases me some more before telling me to face opposite of him. He slips my dress up, slaps my ass, and plunges his throbbing cock into me.

I keep my friend pressed firmly against my clit. I can feel the waves building inside me. I come violently, biting my lip hard to keep from screaming out. He pounds into me with more of a hurried pace. I can feel his cock throb, and then spill into me. He continues thrusting into me while he slowly grows soft. We both collapse onto the floor, smiling.

This was my introduction to the latest toy I've had the pleasure of trying. The Cry Baby from Babeland was quite the experience. It was fun adding a new element to our sex life. The buzzing keeping me constantly wet. It's made from ABS plastic and the bullet takes two AAA batteries. It's large enough, so once it's in, it's in. It's not huge though measuring- 3” x 1-1/5”. The pull cord is also plastic, making it easier to clean.

Something important to note: this toy is not whisper quiet. I was able to get away with it in a party setting, but family dinner? Forget it. It almost sounds like a loud cell phone vibration. My partner was thrilled the screen lit up to a soft gray glow, making it much easier to find the setting he wanted quickly.

There's usually some little quirks with sex toys. The Cry Baby was no exception. First, He had to be within a 3 feet to get the signal to pick up, and even then, sometimes it wouldn't skip to the next setting when he changed it. This particularly got annoying when I needed it turned off. Second, the remote takes a 23A 12 volt battery. I always try to use rechargeables, which isn't an option with this. Thankfully, the first set of batteries comes with this toy.

Overall the Cry Baby was definitely worth a try. The sex we had in the linen closet alone was worth it. It added an exciting new element and became my naughty secret for the night. As long as your careful to stay in a loud enough setting or don't mind people hearing a buzz, this is great for a night out.






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